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postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

Yeah, not religious at all, but this is just cute.

kurosukone:

True sibling protection

(Source: lovefortelevision, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

lulz-time:

dealing with anxiety
bewbin:

i win 
kingsleyyy:

aheartofthetruestbeliever:

I literally want to pose this question to so many people

Pose it, bitch.

Messaging someone:

Them: *Doesn't reply*
Me: I regret this.
Me: I regret everything.
Me: I regret my whole life.
Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.
Them: *Replies*
Me: I will use this second chance in life that I've been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

sodamnrelatable:

image 

more relatable?

(Source: zackisontumblr, via sodamnrelatable)

lovequotesrus:

odditoreum:
Everything you love is here

getamongst-it:

quixon:

Tracklist:

  • Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
  • Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
  • Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
  • Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
  • Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
  • Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
  • Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
  • Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
  • Track 8: Senate Massacre
  • Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
  • Track 10: Harvard Hitman
  • Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
  • Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)

this track list was too good I had to reblog again

(via thatoneguyinthatonestore)